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Jeffrey Yoshihara

-“just give me a pole, and i’ll do the rest”
-"i dont want the legs themselves, i want whats in between them ....mMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"(just in case you were wondering...this is in reference to a guy..)

me:" name one mean thing i did to you this summer"
jeff:".....YOU BOUGHT ME A BRA!!!"

(points to himself in a picture)"whos that sexy momma!

me: "What last words do you want to leave your youth with?"
jeff: "NIPPLE NIPPLE NIPPLE"

Ryan Mak

-"I'm being a man and trying to throw my emotions out into my personal statement
so you can't talk."

-val: "Go ask lockwood. You are closer"
ryan: "No I'm not, you are."
val: "Oh come on, you are straight toward him. I'm more of a diagonal."
ryan: "I'm not straight."

-"Just open your mouth and suck on it."(he said that to his girlfriend...tsktsk)

-(Ryan's impression of a black person) "YO"

Lisa Hong

-"Hey guuuuuuuyyss"
-"Whaaaaat?!?"

Lisa: "Why does she look so wet?"
Everyone in stat:" IT'S RAINING!"

-(on the subject of her wearing shorts on a cold day)"I was sick that day!"
-(talking about why she came to school even with a fever) " cuz my AP CLASSES!"

me: do you have a curfew?
jp: ya
lisa: i think he would use cologne (she thought 'curfew' was perfume)

-"he's just sucking it, he didn't bite it"

Jonathan Pai

-"penis farting..that would be awesome!"

-(on the subject of me having 2 calculators in stat)"Yeah, it's just like when I brought 30 pencils to the AP test in case 29 of them broke."

Terrence Yeung

-"..if you saw her in person you'd be like...oooo baby I'd do you anytime!"
-"this computer is making me hot(turns computer off)"
-"that girl is hekka hot...i saw her at the pool one time and i was like, TAKE OFF YOUR BRA! TAKE OFF YOUR BRA!!!"
-"your mom's a homo......that sucks dick!"

Jeff:"bye terrence!(blows kiss)"
Terrence: "bye baby!"

"can you change my name to BIG T"

Sese:"will you do it with me?"
Quoc:"...do it with you?"
Terrence: "...only if you give me food!"

someone:"Terrence, do you know who uncle sam is?"
Terrence: "the buffet?"
someone: "no.."
Terrence:"that's the only uncle sam I know!"

sese:"....aspargus"
Terrence:"what is that, like a vegetable?"

"my nipples are like raisins"

Terrence: "lol that doesnt imply to ne thing"
Dennis: "You mean That doesn't apply to anything."

-"let me correct your grammars."

-"i haf been niggafied"

-(to the tune of the icecream truck) "donde si habla espanol..."

-"do you want to touch my mammaries(rubs his butt)."

-(over the school speakers)"attention logan students..."
Terrence: "Hey that's me!"

Erica Viray

me: "dude, harrison took sean's (barry) picture
ms. viray: "He can be barry bean!"

-"you're really boiling my balls."


Dennis Tam

cindy: "hey dennis where'd ya get that cotton candy?"
dennis: " i got it from a man from on the street, he said he had more in his van, but i said 'that's ok...' "

"...yes i have very supple hands, i've played piano for many years, i know how to please a man"

-Me:(on AIM)"What do elephants have that nothing else has?" (answer: baby elephants...hahaha)
Dennis: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1723178

-"you salt-water whore"

-"Your mouth is like a vacuum"

-me: "you're like a little girl"
Dennis: "I'm a better little girl than you'll ever be."

-"Roses are red,
Violets are blue...

I'm going to rape you with a rake."

-(in reference to Viray being happy about paper) "We have a word for you people, in cantonese...we just haven't thought of it yet."

-JP: "Lets go to taco bell!"
Dennis: "No! You know what kind of things they have in their food? Cockroaches and illegal immigrants."(sooo messed up)

-"One day you will totally suck balls and work for me!"

Megan Wu

-"G U B straight trippin'"
-"I sneeze like a man."

Baumback

-"It won't be long now said the monkey as he back into the lawn mower."

Phil Boyer

-"Ya we're going to blow up the church...why are there so many people here, it's not like it's the day before easter or something."(it was the day before easter)

Cindy Van

-"i want a triple sex tan"



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